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This weekend, I attended my very first ice hockey game, and I have to tell you, I'm an instant fan. The president of our company has season tickets and let us borrow his fantastic 2nd-row seats located right behind the goal. (Thanks, Larry!) I was fascinated by every aspect of the game, from the Zamboni to the tireless, ice-scooping cheerleaders to the excessive fighting. Generally, I'm the opposite of a Sports Fan, but hockey has many irresistible charms. I enjoyed that there weren't a lot of perplexing rules or tedious time-outs while the referees stared at each other and tried to decide who did what to whom. On the contrary...hockey is something of a free-for-all. It's a frozen jungle out there, baby. The game was fast-moving, exciting, and easy to follow. I'm afraid that sitting right behind the glass has spoiled me...it's the best way to watch hockey. Alice found the game quite stimulating as well: at one point a crowd of guys plowed into the glass right in front of us and a scuffle ensued. Alice leaped in my belly as though to say "Get 'em, Charlie!" There were times that I wondered if the glass would give way and I would end up with a hockey player in my lap.
The only thing I didn't enjoy about the game was my choleric fellow fans. Now, I realize that the behind-the-glass crowd is likely to be a lot more devoted to the home team than your casual observer, but there were a few men there who acted as thought the opposing team was a band of savage brutes bent on stealing their wives, daughters, and personal freedoms. For instance, one of the guys on the opposing team was dealt a crushing blow to the head and lay on the ice, shuddering in pain and unable to stand. Two adult men bounded up to the glass and smacked it with all their might, jeering and howling and saying unkind things about the poor man's mother. This is what is literally referred to as 'insult to injury.' I wanted to go up to them and say, "Hush, guys...he might hear you!" There were several young boys our section who picked up on this course and degrading behavior immediately and began to ridicule the opposing team at every opportunity. Little pitchers have big ears, Sports Fans. If you want to spend the rest of your life an inebriated lout, have at it. But do it in the privacy of your own home/mom's basement/favorite gentleman's lounge. Mind your manners in front of the younguns, you hear?
Go, Preds, go!
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